Jeez Walmart is SO strict!
Brandon Moss gets two pies to the face, then washes it down with Gatorade.
Pistons guard Isiah Thomas is interviewed by CBS’ Brent Musburger after leading Detroit to the 1989 NBA Championship. (V.J. Lovero/SI)
GALLERY: Isiah Thomas Through The Years
What better way to close out Stand-Up Month than with some top-notch comedy from Anthony Jeselnik?
THERAPIST: Tell me, what’s been getting you down lately?
INTERNET: She just…she expects so much from me.
THERAPIST: Well, let’s talk about this. You’ve been letting her treat you this way for about how long now?
INTERNET: Well, she started using me about twelve years ago. First it…
South Park does The Shining! Click the image to watch last night’s Halloween episode, “A Nightmare on Face Time.”
Halloween, MLB style.