collegehumor:

Walmart Has Too Many Customers Putting Babies into the Ice Machines

Jeez Walmart is SO strict!

mlb:

Brandon Moss gets two pies to the face, then washes it down with Gatorade.

siphotos:

Pistons guard Isiah Thomas is interviewed by CBS’ Brent Musburger after leading Detroit to the 1989 NBA Championship. (V.J. Lovero/SI)

GALLERY: Isiah Thomas Through The Years

comedycentral:

What better way to close out Stand-Up Month than with some top-notch comedy from Anthony Jeselnik?

collegehumor:

THERAPIST: Tell me, what’s been getting you down lately?

INTERNET: She just…she expects so much from me.

THERAPIST: Well, let’s talk about this. You’ve been letting her treat you this way for about how long now?

INTERNET: Well, she started using me about twelve years ago. First it…

comedycentral:

South Park does The Shining! Click the image to watch last night’s Halloween episode, “A Nightmare on Face Time.”

collegehumor:

Accurate Wizard of Oz Description

I didn’t realize Wizard of Oz was a horror movie.

mlb:

Halloween, MLB style.

collegehumor:

Upside Down Partygoer

The roof is on fire, the roo- oh sorry, the floor.